Category: Joke Board
Cats' Top Ten Favorite Christmas Songs
10. Up on the Mousetop
9. Have Yourself a Furry Little Christmas
8. Joy to the Curled
7. I Saw Mommy Hiss at Santa Claus
6. The First Meow
5. Oh, Come All Ye Fishful
4. Silent Mice
3. Fluffy, the Snowman
2. Jingle Balls
1. Wreck the Halls!
That's cute.
LOL, these are cute, and they fit so perfectly with cats!
My girlfriend will love this.
hahahahahahaha, love it!
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You forgot:
"Cat face roasting on an open fire".
Bob
That's mean! How about Bob's nuts roasting on an open fire instead.
How about a chorus of "silent cat" "very silent cat!"
Bob
LOL, I like Becky's idea for a song better...
Bob's nuts roasting on an open fire. Hahahahahaha! What a classic that could be! LOL
I can hear the words now...
Bob's nuts roasting on an open fire
while cats are nipping at his nose...
This is especially for Gemini and Buckeye fan.
Okay, let me set the scene for you kitty lovers.
Picture this cute little kitty in my hand, all adorned with Christmas paraphanalia, Christmas sweater, sweet little bow on the head, and tingly Christmas bells all over the sweet little kitty body. The more bells, the better.
Now, picture my other hand pressing open a clothes pin poised right at the sweet little kitty's tail.
As I let the clothes pin go, we all sing:
Jingle bell, jingle bell, jingle bell rock
Jingle bells swing and jingle bells ring
Snowing and blowing up bushels of fun
Now the jingle hop has begun.
Jingle bell, jingle bell, jingle bell rock
Jingle bells chime in jingle bell time
Dancing and prancing in Jingle Bell Square
In the frosty air.
What a bright time, it's the right time
To rock the night away
Jingle bell time is a swell time
To go gliding in a one-cat sleigh
Giddy-up jingle cat, pick up your feet
Jingle around the clock
Mix and a-mingle in the jingling shreek
That's the jingle bell,
That's the jingle bell,
That's the jingle bell rock.
Bob
You are truly sick. I'm coming to Texas and letting all the cats out of all the cat shelters and bringing them all to visit their uncle Bob.
Meow, meow. Bob, you hear that? They're coming for you! LOL. I do have to give you props for that little tune, though. It was cute. Hahahaha.
I am starting a petition for the sweet little kitty pounds here in Texas. It gives them twenty minutes to be adopted or else.
Want to sign up?
Bob
Whoa there, Bob. Cats have a vengeful side to them. My oldest brother is blind, and our cat was really creative about annoying him. I'd be careful about getting the entire feline population of Texas stirred up. This comes from someboy who loves cats.
Lou
Cute!
Troy
Yeah, don't ever underestimate the power of a kitty!